Ode to a Minotaur
I don't mean to be a bore
But I'd really like a minotaur
I confess I like his might roar
And he's a creature from ancient lore
So I don't mean to be a bore
But I'd really like a minotaur
Sure he's big, brutish and mean
But I promise I'll play him clean
I promise to charge him in
And with his axe he'll help me win
You see the computer is just plain silly
She never sprints him willy nilly
His axe is sharp and very large
But the comp never uses his big bull charge
I know I need a special code
And Ross sits on that secret lode
And the thing is dear Ross
Whilst I respect you are the boss
I also hope this doggrel does suffice
'Cause I'm asking really awfully nice
You see I totally don't mean to be a bore
But I'd really like a minotaur!
If I could give you mine I would.
Diesbudt thats very kind of you!
Clearly my wonderous prose has moved you to such emotional depths that you make such an offer...or...I suppose...it was a way to keep me from writing more!!
But stopped I cannot be
For rhymes I do like you see
It becomes a bit of a habit
And so I can make quite a racket
But frankly my fellow sear
Let me be clear
Ob because I don't mean to be a bore
But I'd really like a minotaur!!